so how are you?

when will I learn...

After 26 years you would think I'd know better. I guess I haven't learned my lesson yet.

I just did the unthinkable, the unpardonable, inexcusable, unjustifiable, and unwarrantable. (I'm sure I could go on if you haven't gotten the picture of the stupid mistake I just made.)

What is this terrible thing I did? You know you want to know so you can start judging me.

Okay, I confess.

My name is Carolyn and I just sent my husband to the grocery store to pick out 5-12 packs of soda!

He doesn't drink soda.

It was 7 AM when I sent him.

Maybe, I will learn, one day.

Be easy on me. I'm learning, still.