a little humor for the witchy day!

To the witch in all of us!

My last minute costume

This is all I could come up with for a costume.
What do you think?

Be Safe!

I'm having a party...

anybody wanna come?

here's how my week is going...

and gee, it's only Monday!

It's finally here..announcing the winners!

Oh, If I could only share what's going on in my life...you may understand why this is taking me so long to do this contest winner! But I'm on a roll today to get more winners! Watch this blog for more details!

Box #1 winner

List Randomizer
There were 3 items in your list. Here they are in random order:
Anica
DV-Rebecca
CaryMandy
Timestamp: 2009-10-26 16:19:34 UTC

Box #2 winner

List Randomizer
There were 9 items in your list. Here they are in random order:
Holly
Susan
Star
Deb K
Devri
Melissa P
Tammy
Patti
Rachel
Timestamp: 2009-10-26 16:16:09 UTC

Anica, I've got your address! Holly, I THINK I have you address. Can you send me a private message to my email address just to make sure? I'll get that sent out to you as soon as I get the email! (Go to my sidebar where is says contact diva for my email address!)

Congrats Ladies!

which witch is which?

Wicked witch of the east...Hillary Clinton

Wicked Witch of the west....Nancy Pelosi

grandma's don't know everything

Little Tony was 7 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'

She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called sex , darling.'Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sex . It's called Bunk Beds . And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.'

is that today?

when the swine flu attacks...

Halloween giveaways!

It's that time!
The time where you enter for one of these giveaways!

In picture number 1:
1 Halloween themed table runner
and
1 Halloween garden flag
Value $20.00
Picture number 1 pictured above.


In picture number 2:
4 Happy Halloween placemats
1 Halloween Kitchen towel
and
2 bags of candy corn
Value $25.

Picture number 2 pictured above.


Are you ready to find out how to win one of these gifts?

Here's the rules!

1. Leave a comment to this post and this post only.
2. Tell me which one you want to win. #1 or #2.
3. Leave me a Halloween tip. (it could be a trick or treat tip, a decorating tip, or a good Halloween party tip.)
4. Leave your tip between the times of 9 Oct 2009 and 12 Oct 2009. Contest ends 12 Oct 2009 at 9:00 PM EST.
5. Must have a valid US address.

Good luck to all of you!

Thank you Mr. President

just nothing...

jack squat!

This is from Saturday Night Live last weekend.
It's the President telling us what all he has accomplished since he's been in office.
It's quite entertaining!

Elvis & Michael Jackson found alive in Tupelo, Mississippi

it's all Obama...all the time...

breaking news....

It has just been reported that the head gardener at The White House has been dismissed after 36 years of loyal service to manyUS presidents.

When interviewed, the gardener protested his innocence and said “All I know is I was walking past the Oval Office and I asked, “Has anyone seen the spade and the hoe.”

The next thing I knew I was fired.

Service announcement...

and now a thought for the day:

Years ago when I sometimes used unsavory language, I often used the expression "Bull Sh**." As I grew up a bit and discovered it was not necessary to use such crude language, that expression became "BS."

Q. What did I really mean when I used those expressions?

A. I meant that something was ridiculous, or idiotic or a half truth or just stupid. It covered any number or negative formats. The dictionary defines it as: nonsense; especially : foolish insolent talk...

I have decided that I no longer will use either of those expressions in the future. When I have a need to express such feelings, I will use the word "Pelosi."

Let me use it in a sentence. "That's just a LOAD of Pelosi."

I encourage you to do the same. It is such a good word. It really packs a lot of punch. We are no longer being vulgar. But it clearly expresses our feelings. If enough of us use it, perhaps the word could be entered into the dictionary.

What an excellent legacy for the Speaker of the House!

time for a game?

The object of the game is to destroy American capitalism by having the government take over everything! Tokens include a bus, a teleprompter, a sprig of arugula and a waffle iron.

Wanna play?

No???

Too bad, you're already playing... and quite frankly, in this game, nobody wins!

you might be...

shopping in Texas....watch and see...

not good at this pay grade

You LIE!

And the winner is...

Can you hear me?

It's time to announce the winner!

I took the names of all of those that left me a comment in the month of September. There were 44 total comments. If you left a comment more than once your name was entered as many times as you left me a comment. See how easy that was?

And so without futher ado I'm announcing the winner....
I went to Random.org and used the list Randomizer: I've copied and pasted it in case you had any doubts....which I'm sure you didn't, but just in case...I did!

List Randomizer
There were 44 items in your list. Here they are in random order:

Devri
the momma hood
Star
Devri
JennyMac
Liz
Scrappy Girl
Whoops
Sharon
Devri
Piko and Kanoe sitting in a tree
The Kooky Queen-Rachel
Devri
Janiece
Kristal
Devri
Devri
The Kooky Queen-Rachel
Kristal
Cynthia
Devri
Devri
M-Cat
Star
The Kooky Queen-Rachel
Devri
Whoops
Jo-Lynn
Devri
Diva Dee
Star
Devri
Devri
Patti
Vectormom
Patti
Star
Star
Devri
Betty
Liz
DV-Becca
DV-Becca
Scrappy Girl
Timestamp: 2009-10-01 15:22:59 UTC